The Lady of the Rings Duology Begun

Part 1: Entirely Too Much Backstory, Yet Somehow Zero Hot Elves

One ring to fool them all. Because I bought it. I am not actually the chosen one. [Photo by Lucas Lenzi on Unsplash]

On a recent jaunt to Pittsburgh (one must eventually heed the steel industry’s siren call), not only did I have a gorgeous albeit brief time, but I also procured a lovely ring. By which I mean I purchased one. If you like it, then you bett…